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mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’ 

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.
At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”
About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”
Or have it in code:
I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

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dietcrush:

wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas

dietcrush:

wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas

mysterymeat237:

fuckyeah1990s:

Bill Gates jumping over a chair

nice one bill

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wolfstarforever:

James faced Voldemort without a wand right? What if he got one punch in before he died? What if James punched Voldemort’s nose off?

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mikanchii:

kagehina x gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun crossover !!!

because short orange hair and tall black hair oblivious /)//w//(\

sixpenceee:

Lake View Cemetery: The Haserot Angel 

It’s called the Angel of Death Victorious. Due to an effect of weathering and erosion on the bronze, the statue appears to be weeping black tears at all times. 

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

mrsdk1998:

so i did the thing

Caps | Part II

spirkcantwerk:

This scene actually works better as stills

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fuckyeahjapanandkorea:

unbenannt by incurable romantic 

fuckyeahjapanandkorea:

unbenannt by incurable romantic